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Rodeo Roundup: Doom Generation

By On April 13, 2012 · 1 Comment

I wasn’t around to write the roundup last week. How did you even know what was going on?! How did you get your news?! I was in Wichita, where it always rains when I visit. I like to think it’s me.  Molly the doom cloud.

<DOOOOOOOM!>

Well hang on, I have more doom to [...]

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Rodeo Round Up: “None of these are Onion articles, I’m serious” Edition

By On January 6, 2012 · Leave a Comment

It’s the first week of the new year. How y’all? I’ve been alright. Thanks for asking. I spent the week watching reality shows about rat infestations and the GOP Iowa caucus. Same thing, amirite? Ba da ching!

Speaking of rat infestations, my sweater vest boyfran Ricky Santorum is totes risin in the poles! Oh yay! [...]

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Rodeo Roundup: Dead-Inside-Week Edition

By On December 9, 2011 · 1 Comment

Well hello there! I hear we might have some new friends out there? I love new friends! Don’t judge the entire site based upon the roundup please-there’s a reason I only comment on current events and don’t actually *write* stuff and that reason is because I watch a lot of TV.

Please don’t be alarmed [...]

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