How can I let this week go by without reference to some sort of binder? Were any of y’all cringing as MittsRomsComs tried to explain how he loves teh wimmins the other night. Dear lard above! I’ll tell you who wan’t cringing, his son..well, one of his sons. Josh, or Tagalong, or Tissue, or Hunger- who the hell knows. Check out his face tho. 

Okay well we all know that providing things like condoms, birth control, or vaccines don’t make people wanna run out and hunch everything in town. Well apparently someone DID NOT know that so they spent a gazillion dollars researching if you give a young person the HPV vaccine, do they slut it up? The answer was no but WHY DO YOU CARE?

My BFF Liar Rose and her “action” team tried to pull a ‘sting’ on abortion providers recently. Playing dress up, pretending to be Dr’s and patients wanting sex selective abortions. OH JUST COME OFF IT. Looks like her and her pals have ties to Mittens but so does fetal tissue and nobody seems to care about that. They only care when it’s in your Pepsi!

Although they didn’t include Queer in their questions, Gallup has an interesting poll showing the percentages of people who identify as LBGT. But not Q. THERE IS NO LETTER Q.

I kinda wanna talk about RPR. Not talk, just post funny pictures cause he’s such a skeezer. I washed my butt earlier but Imma ask RPR to come over and wash it again. His guns are so big cause he’s a jerkoff. (They aren’t very big) 

Here’s more RPR! Mittanic! Atlas Fugged! Sexy Lizard!

Alright friends, that’s all I have for you!

I know these hot pics are from the 2000′s but they look pretty 80′s to me. I wish he was on a mini-tramp, sweating it up! (no I don’t)

Molly just watched a segment about orangutans and her icy heart started to melt. Or it’s just heartburn. Probably heartburn.

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